

ICE Outside the Classroom
On the first day of school, ICE agents outside Brentwood High sparked panic and fear. This free piece explains what happened — and why the full story matters.

The Decline of The Mall Utopia
A walk through the mall is a walk through time — from cologne-fogged Abercrombies to teriyaki cubes handed out like communion bread, and finally into fulfillment centers and data tours. The cathedral of commerce never was paradise, but it felt like one until the lights went out.

Disarming the Sophist
Sophists do not argue, they perform. If you have ever been trapped in an online debate that turned into word soup, this guide breaks down four common sophist tricks and shows you how to disarm them, including the rise of Bob in Row 6, the loudest clueless voice in the room.

The Cracker Barrel Rebellion
The culture war has reached breakfast, and conservatives are panicking over pancakes. Cracker Barrel’s logo update became the latest proof that America’s most fragile snowflakes really do melt at room-temperature syrup.

Abortion Beyond Morality
The abortion debate collapses once you realize moral language never meant what people thought it did. Abortion isn’t a moral question at all: it defaults to permissible.

The Tea on Racism
Forget ‘not racist.’ The moment the water boils, even the nicest bag leaks. Racism is tea — and America’s still sipping.

Suffering For Sale
In an age where agony must be monetized to matter, your suffering has finally found its place: in a shopping cart. Welcome to the collapse, now available with next-day delivery.

The Rent Men Owe
Access to women-centered spaces isn’t free, and it shouldn’t be. The tax is discomfort, accountability, and humility, and every man who enters owes it in full.

The Revolution Will Be Hashtagged
Instead of eating the rich, we blocked them, then ordered Uber Eats.

$80 for a Game? In This Economy?!
Gamers refused to pay ten extra bucks for complete games—so the industry handed them loot boxes, battle passes, and a smiling mascot whispering, “Insert Cash.”

Welcome to the Empire of Exceptions
What if the biggest threat to democracy wasn’t a coup—but a checklist?


It’s Just Common Sense
If your argument ends with “it’s just common sense,” it probably started without evidence.



The Real Cost of AI Jobs
AI didn’t steal your job—capitalism handed it over, gift-wrapped.

GTA VI: A Repetitive Scapegoat
Every mass shooting, same old culprit—Grand Theft Auto, again.

Half-Baked Philosophy: The Problem With Philbros
Big words, bad arguments—how faux philosophers ruin real discourse.

These Partisan Natural Disasters
Natural disasters don’t just destroy—they reveal who we’re willing to save.