X.Nihilo Existential Unisex t-shirt
X. Nihilo is back—wide-eyed, unpatched, and caught in the middle of a cosmic stack overflow. Surrounded by glitchy HUD elements, a broken loading bar, and one too many existential exceptions, this design is for the ones who’ve tried turning the universe off and back on again.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one is practically a unicorn. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Perfect for:
• Coders stuck in an ontological error state
• Philosophers who’ve hit life’s blue screen
• Anyone who’s looked in the mirror and thought: “Did I consent to this runtime?”
Add to cart—before the simulation notices.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
X. Nihilo is back—wide-eyed, unpatched, and caught in the middle of a cosmic stack overflow. Surrounded by glitchy HUD elements, a broken loading bar, and one too many existential exceptions, this design is for the ones who’ve tried turning the universe off and back on again.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one is practically a unicorn. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Perfect for:
• Coders stuck in an ontological error state
• Philosophers who’ve hit life’s blue screen
• Anyone who’s looked in the mirror and thought: “Did I consent to this runtime?”
Add to cart—before the simulation notices.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
X. Nihilo is back—wide-eyed, unpatched, and caught in the middle of a cosmic stack overflow. Surrounded by glitchy HUD elements, a broken loading bar, and one too many existential exceptions, this design is for the ones who’ve tried turning the universe off and back on again.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one is practically a unicorn. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Perfect for:
• Coders stuck in an ontological error state
• Philosophers who’ve hit life’s blue screen
• Anyone who’s looked in the mirror and thought: “Did I consent to this runtime?”
Add to cart—before the simulation notices.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!