If you’re going to watch the world burn, you might as well be comfortable.
The We’re Cooked hoodie wraps you in the softest fabric this side of the heat death of the universe, featuring X. Nihilo cheerfully waving goodbye as humanity sprints toward the cliff. It’s warm, it’s cozy, and it politely pretends you’re not doom-scrolling at 3 AM.
Inside you’ve got premium softness; outside you’ve got a design that says, “Yeah, I saw the warning signs — I just chose style over survival.”
Specs for the curious (or the skeptical):
100% cotton face for that smooth feel
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester — the winning combo, unlike humanity
Front pouch pocket for snacks, secrets, or emergency existential dread
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood engineered for comfort and mild denial
Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Fit Note: This hoodie runs small. Order one size up unless you enjoy compression-therapy cosplay.
Sustainability Note: Your hoodie is made on demand. We don’t warehouse mountains of unsold fabric like certain unnamed megacorps. You order it, we make it: minimal waste, maximum drip. Appreciate you for choosing the thoughtful route in a world allergic to thinking.
If you want the matching shirt, X. already linked it for you:
https://endofaspecies.com/merch/p/x-nihilo-were-cooked-t-shirt
If you’re going to watch the world burn, you might as well be comfortable.
The We’re Cooked hoodie wraps you in the softest fabric this side of the heat death of the universe, featuring X. Nihilo cheerfully waving goodbye as humanity sprints toward the cliff. It’s warm, it’s cozy, and it politely pretends you’re not doom-scrolling at 3 AM.
Inside you’ve got premium softness; outside you’ve got a design that says, “Yeah, I saw the warning signs — I just chose style over survival.”
Specs for the curious (or the skeptical):
100% cotton face for that smooth feel
65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester — the winning combo, unlike humanity
Front pouch pocket for snacks, secrets, or emergency existential dread
Self-fabric patch on the back
Matching flat drawstrings
3-panel hood engineered for comfort and mild denial
Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Fit Note: This hoodie runs small. Order one size up unless you enjoy compression-therapy cosplay.
Sustainability Note: Your hoodie is made on demand. We don’t warehouse mountains of unsold fabric like certain unnamed megacorps. You order it, we make it: minimal waste, maximum drip. Appreciate you for choosing the thoughtful route in a world allergic to thinking.
If you want the matching shirt, X. already linked it for you:
https://endofaspecies.com/merch/p/x-nihilo-were-cooked-t-shirt
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