When you’re confident in your identity, you don’t need disclaimers. You don’t need to walk back your joy, your softness, or your appetite.
This sweatshirt is for the ones who don’t pause, the ones who bite straight into life’s absurdities, dripping condiments and all. It’s warm, unapologetic, and stitched with the kind of comfort that doesn’t ask permission to exist.
Details:
50% cotton, 50% polyester, built for softness without fragility
Pre-shrunk, because backtracking isn’t part of the fit
Classic cut for iconoclastic instincts
Air-jet spun yarn, gentle on the skin and brutal on outdated norms
Double-stitched where it matters: collar, cuffs, and convictions
Available in multiple colors for whatever truth you’re wearing today
Disclaimers:
White may appear slightly off-white, like a moral argument past its expiration date
Orange tones shift depending on whether the lighting judges you
Does not include an emergency “pause” button — you’ll survive
Made on demand to reduce overproduction, because pausing is overrated.
When you’re confident in your identity, you don’t need disclaimers. You don’t need to walk back your joy, your softness, or your appetite.
This sweatshirt is for the ones who don’t pause, the ones who bite straight into life’s absurdities, dripping condiments and all. It’s warm, unapologetic, and stitched with the kind of comfort that doesn’t ask permission to exist.
Details:
50% cotton, 50% polyester, built for softness without fragility
Pre-shrunk, because backtracking isn’t part of the fit
Classic cut for iconoclastic instincts
Air-jet spun yarn, gentle on the skin and brutal on outdated norms
Double-stitched where it matters: collar, cuffs, and convictions
Available in multiple colors for whatever truth you’re wearing today
Disclaimers:
White may appear slightly off-white, like a moral argument past its expiration date
Orange tones shift depending on whether the lighting judges you
Does not include an emergency “pause” button — you’ll survive
Made on demand to reduce overproduction, because pausing is overrated.
