When you’re confident in your identity, you don’t need disclaimers. You don’t need to walk back your joy, your softness, or your appetite.
This sweatshirt is for the ones who don’t pause—who bite straight into life’s absurdities, dripping condiments and all. It’s warm, unapologetic, and stitched with the kind of comfort that doesn’t ask permission to exist.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester – built for softness without fragility
• Pre-shrunk – because backtracking isn’t part of the fit
• Classic cut for iconoclastic instincts
• Air-jet spun yarn – gentle on the skin, brutal on outdated norms
• Double-stitched where it matters: collar, cuffs, and convictions
Disclaimers:
– White may show up slightly off-white, like a lie dressed in virtue.
– Orange tone shifts depending on whether the lighting judges you.
– Does not include an emergency “pause” button. You’ll be fine.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
When you’re confident in your identity, you don’t need disclaimers. You don’t need to walk back your joy, your softness, or your appetite.
This sweatshirt is for the ones who don’t pause—who bite straight into life’s absurdities, dripping condiments and all. It’s warm, unapologetic, and stitched with the kind of comfort that doesn’t ask permission to exist.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester – built for softness without fragility
• Pre-shrunk – because backtracking isn’t part of the fit
• Classic cut for iconoclastic instincts
• Air-jet spun yarn – gentle on the skin, brutal on outdated norms
• Double-stitched where it matters: collar, cuffs, and convictions
Disclaimers:
– White may show up slightly off-white, like a lie dressed in virtue.
– Orange tone shifts depending on whether the lighting judges you.
– Does not include an emergency “pause” button. You’ll be fine.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
