X. Nihilo Mouse pad
$25.00
For When You’re Still Clicking Through the Collapse
Turns out, even as civilization burns in high-definition, you still need a surface for your overpriced clicky thing. This mouse pad delivers silky-smooth movement, stubborn grip, and the quiet existential comfort of rounded corners.
• Soft polyester top (like your dreams used to be)
• Natural rubber base (so it won’t escape, even if you try)
• Gently rounded edges, for aesthetic nihilism
• Weighs almost nothing—like hope
• 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (aka perfectly pointless proportions)
• Manufactured in China, like everything else in your room
Warning: Sunlight fades things. Including this pad. And you.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Turns out, even as civilization burns in high-definition, you still need a surface for your overpriced clicky thing. This mouse pad delivers silky-smooth movement, stubborn grip, and the quiet existential comfort of rounded corners.
• Soft polyester top (like your dreams used to be)
• Natural rubber base (so it won’t escape, even if you try)
• Gently rounded edges, for aesthetic nihilism
• Weighs almost nothing—like hope
• 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (aka perfectly pointless proportions)
• Manufactured in China, like everything else in your room
Warning: Sunlight fades things. Including this pad. And you.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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For When You’re Still Clicking Through the Collapse
Turns out, even as civilization burns in high-definition, you still need a surface for your overpriced clicky thing. This mouse pad delivers silky-smooth movement, stubborn grip, and the quiet existential comfort of rounded corners.
• Soft polyester top (like your dreams used to be)
• Natural rubber base (so it won’t escape, even if you try)
• Gently rounded edges, for aesthetic nihilism
• Weighs almost nothing—like hope
• 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (aka perfectly pointless proportions)
• Manufactured in China, like everything else in your room
Warning: Sunlight fades things. Including this pad. And you.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Turns out, even as civilization burns in high-definition, you still need a surface for your overpriced clicky thing. This mouse pad delivers silky-smooth movement, stubborn grip, and the quiet existential comfort of rounded corners.
• Soft polyester top (like your dreams used to be)
• Natural rubber base (so it won’t escape, even if you try)
• Gently rounded edges, for aesthetic nihilism
• Weighs almost nothing—like hope
• 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (aka perfectly pointless proportions)
• Manufactured in China, like everything else in your room
Warning: Sunlight fades things. Including this pad. And you.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
For When You’re Still Clicking Through the Collapse
Turns out, even as civilization burns in high-definition, you still need a surface for your overpriced clicky thing. This mouse pad delivers silky-smooth movement, stubborn grip, and the quiet existential comfort of rounded corners.
• Soft polyester top (like your dreams used to be)
• Natural rubber base (so it won’t escape, even if you try)
• Gently rounded edges, for aesthetic nihilism
• Weighs almost nothing—like hope
• 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (aka perfectly pointless proportions)
• Manufactured in China, like everything else in your room
Warning: Sunlight fades things. Including this pad. And you.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Turns out, even as civilization burns in high-definition, you still need a surface for your overpriced clicky thing. This mouse pad delivers silky-smooth movement, stubborn grip, and the quiet existential comfort of rounded corners.
• Soft polyester top (like your dreams used to be)
• Natural rubber base (so it won’t escape, even if you try)
• Gently rounded edges, for aesthetic nihilism
• Weighs almost nothing—like hope
• 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (aka perfectly pointless proportions)
• Manufactured in China, like everything else in your room
Warning: Sunlight fades things. Including this pad. And you.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!