X. Nihilo Mission: Capitalism Unisex t-shirt
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X. Nihilo is back from the tutorial zone—and absolutely getting farmed by reality.
Dented armor? Check. Expired health potion? Check. One last paycheck clinging to the bottom of his inventory like a cursed item you can’t unequip? Double check. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a mood, a mechanic, and a passive debuff.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Perfect for:
• Streamers tired of respawning broke
• Workers on their Nth career “side quest”
• Anyone whose emotional HUD has been flashing red since 2008
Wear it. Fight back. Maybe equip that anxiety potion.
We’ve got a long quest ahead.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Dented armor? Check. Expired health potion? Check. One last paycheck clinging to the bottom of his inventory like a cursed item you can’t unequip? Double check. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a mood, a mechanic, and a passive debuff.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Perfect for:
• Streamers tired of respawning broke
• Workers on their Nth career “side quest”
• Anyone whose emotional HUD has been flashing red since 2008
Wear it. Fight back. Maybe equip that anxiety potion.
We’ve got a long quest ahead.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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X. Nihilo is back from the tutorial zone—and absolutely getting farmed by reality.
Dented armor? Check. Expired health potion? Check. One last paycheck clinging to the bottom of his inventory like a cursed item you can’t unequip? Double check. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a mood, a mechanic, and a passive debuff.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Perfect for:
• Streamers tired of respawning broke
• Workers on their Nth career “side quest”
• Anyone whose emotional HUD has been flashing red since 2008
Wear it. Fight back. Maybe equip that anxiety potion.
We’ve got a long quest ahead.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Dented armor? Check. Expired health potion? Check. One last paycheck clinging to the bottom of his inventory like a cursed item you can’t unequip? Double check. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a mood, a mechanic, and a passive debuff.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Perfect for:
• Streamers tired of respawning broke
• Workers on their Nth career “side quest”
• Anyone whose emotional HUD has been flashing red since 2008
Wear it. Fight back. Maybe equip that anxiety potion.
We’ve got a long quest ahead.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
X. Nihilo is back from the tutorial zone—and absolutely getting farmed by reality.
Dented armor? Check. Expired health potion? Check. One last paycheck clinging to the bottom of his inventory like a cursed item you can’t unequip? Double check. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a mood, a mechanic, and a passive debuff.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Perfect for:
• Streamers tired of respawning broke
• Workers on their Nth career “side quest”
• Anyone whose emotional HUD has been flashing red since 2008
Wear it. Fight back. Maybe equip that anxiety potion.
We’ve got a long quest ahead.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Dented armor? Check. Expired health potion? Check. One last paycheck clinging to the bottom of his inventory like a cursed item you can’t unequip? Double check. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a mood, a mechanic, and a passive debuff.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Perfect for:
• Streamers tired of respawning broke
• Workers on their Nth career “side quest”
• Anyone whose emotional HUD has been flashing red since 2008
Wear it. Fight back. Maybe equip that anxiety potion.
We’ve got a long quest ahead.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!