For those moments when your cursor hovers over chaos and you need a steady surface for your next rhetorical takedown. The “Keep Calm” pad is built for philosophers, debaters, and anyone who knows that logic isn’t a luxury, it’s a weapon.
Soft, smooth, and ready for discourse, it pairs perfectly with caffeine and misplaced confidence.
Specifications:
Soft polyester surface for smooth navigation
Natural rubber base for grip during heated debates
Rounded edges
Weight: 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
Blank product sourced from China
Care note: Avoid direct sunlight to prevent fading or unwanted enlightenment.
Made to order: Printed on demand when you decide to argue responsibly. No stockpiles, no overproduction, just ethical mouse movement.
For those moments when your cursor hovers over chaos and you need a steady surface for your next rhetorical takedown. The “Keep Calm” pad is built for philosophers, debaters, and anyone who knows that logic isn’t a luxury, it’s a weapon.
Soft, smooth, and ready for discourse, it pairs perfectly with caffeine and misplaced confidence.
Specifications:
Soft polyester surface for smooth navigation
Natural rubber base for grip during heated debates
Rounded edges
Weight: 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
Size: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
Blank product sourced from China
Care note: Avoid direct sunlight to prevent fading or unwanted enlightenment.
Made to order: Printed on demand when you decide to argue responsibly. No stockpiles, no overproduction, just ethical mouse movement.
