For those trapped in the algorithmic hamster wheel, this extended mouse pad is the perfect reminder to stay in motion even when progress is an illusion. It’s smooth, steady, and built for the long scroll through chaos, comments, and collapse.
Specifications:
100% polyester
Rubber non-slip base
Sizes: 36″ × 18″ (91.4 cm × 45.7 cm) or 18″ × 16″ (45.8 cm × 40.7 cm)
Vibrant, long-lasting print
High-quality edge stitching that won’t peel under pressure
Rounded edges
Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Not machine washable. Spot clean gently to preserve quality and existential dread.
Made to order: Each mat is printed when you stop scrolling long enough to check out. No warehouses, no waste, just one more reason to keep your cursor moving.
For those trapped in the algorithmic hamster wheel, this extended mouse pad is the perfect reminder to stay in motion even when progress is an illusion. It’s smooth, steady, and built for the long scroll through chaos, comments, and collapse.
Specifications:
100% polyester
Rubber non-slip base
Sizes: 36″ × 18″ (91.4 cm × 45.7 cm) or 18″ × 16″ (45.8 cm × 40.7 cm)
Vibrant, long-lasting print
High-quality edge stitching that won’t peel under pressure
Rounded edges
Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Not machine washable. Spot clean gently to preserve quality and existential dread.
Made to order: Each mat is printed when you stop scrolling long enough to check out. No warehouses, no waste, just one more reason to keep your cursor moving.
