Cheesy. Charismatic. Cataclysmic.
X. Nihilo flashes that vintage rubber-hose grin like he didn’t just toast a marshmallow over the smoldering wreckage of civilization.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one’s the last one you’ll need. Soft, breathable, and just stretchy enough to survive the end.
Details:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Wear it when:
– You’re smiling through the apocalypse
– Someone says “common sense” unironically
– You need plausible deniability in metaphysical crimes
Each shirt is made to order, reducing waste and avoiding the mass production that got us here in the first place.
X. Nihilo approves this message, probably while roasting something that used to matter.
Cheesy. Charismatic. Cataclysmic.
X. Nihilo flashes that vintage rubber-hose grin like he didn’t just toast a marshmallow over the smoldering wreckage of civilization.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one’s the last one you’ll need. Soft, breathable, and just stretchy enough to survive the end.
Details:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Wear it when:
– You’re smiling through the apocalypse
– Someone says “common sense” unironically
– You need plausible deniability in metaphysical crimes
Each shirt is made to order, reducing waste and avoiding the mass production that got us here in the first place.
X. Nihilo approves this message, probably while roasting something that used to matter.
