When you pull this hoodie on, you’re not just getting warm. You’re stepping into uniform. This is for the people who understand that the sharpest tool humans ever evolved was the ability to think… and the willingness to use it. Wear it to the gym, wear it to the lecture hall, wear it while explaining to someone for the fifth time that a TikTok reel is not evidence.
Comfortable, durable, and ready for whatever philosophical scuffles you wander into.
Specs:
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Yarn diameter: 20 singles
Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
Regular fit
Metal zipper
Front pouch pockets
Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
When you pull this hoodie on, you’re not just getting warm. You’re stepping into uniform. This is for the people who understand that the sharpest tool humans ever evolved was the ability to think… and the willingness to use it. Wear it to the gym, wear it to the lecture hall, wear it while explaining to someone for the fifth time that a TikTok reel is not evidence.
Comfortable, durable, and ready for whatever philosophical scuffles you wander into.
Specs:
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
Yarn diameter: 20 singles
Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
Regular fit
Metal zipper
Front pouch pockets
Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!