Primitive meets polished. The Spear Hoodie captures the moment humanity decided it was smarter than nature, and the rest is… well, this. Soft, structured, and unapologetically ironic, it’s made for those who know evolution peaked when we started arguing about it online.
Specifications:
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Front pouch pocket
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador
Made to order: Printed only when you’re ready to join the hunt for meaning. Your hoodie won’t save the species, but it will outlast the timeline.
Primitive meets polished. The Spear Hoodie captures the moment humanity decided it was smarter than nature, and the rest is… well, this. Soft, structured, and unapologetically ironic, it’s made for those who know evolution peaked when we started arguing about it online.
Specifications:
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Front pouch pocket
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador
Made to order: Printed only when you’re ready to join the hunt for meaning. Your hoodie won’t save the species, but it will outlast the timeline.
