This mousepad has logged over 2,416 hours of humanity’s finest contributions to collapse—from sending that one reply-all email to designing the algorithm that ruined democracy.
Crafted for those whose wrist support doubles as a moral compromise.
• Soft polyester surface for smooth navigation between doomscrolls
• Natural rubber base keeps it steady while your ethics slip
• Rounded edges, because sharp ones are for your tweets
• Weight: 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Dimensions: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
• Blank product sourced from China, where your supply chain regrets begin
Note: Prolonged exposure to sunlight may cause fading—just like hope.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This mousepad has logged over 2,416 hours of humanity’s finest contributions to collapse—from sending that one reply-all email to designing the algorithm that ruined democracy.
Crafted for those whose wrist support doubles as a moral compromise.
• Soft polyester surface for smooth navigation between doomscrolls
• Natural rubber base keeps it steady while your ethics slip
• Rounded edges, because sharp ones are for your tweets
• Weight: 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Dimensions: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
• Blank product sourced from China, where your supply chain regrets begin
Note: Prolonged exposure to sunlight may cause fading—just like hope.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
