This mousepad has logged over 2,416 hours of humanity’s finest contributions to collapse, from sending that one reply-all email to designing the algorithm that ruined democracy.
Crafted for those whose wrist support doubles as a moral compromise.
Specifications:
Soft polyester surface for smooth navigation between doomscrolls
Natural rubber base keeps it steady while your ethics slip
Rounded edges, because sharp ones are for your tweets
Weight: 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
Dimensions: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
Blank product sourced from China, where your supply chain regrets begin
Note: Prolonged exposure to sunlight may cause fading, much like optimism.
This mousepad has logged over 2,416 hours of humanity’s finest contributions to collapse, from sending that one reply-all email to designing the algorithm that ruined democracy.
Crafted for those whose wrist support doubles as a moral compromise.
Specifications:
Soft polyester surface for smooth navigation between doomscrolls
Natural rubber base keeps it steady while your ethics slip
Rounded edges, because sharp ones are for your tweets
Weight: 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
Dimensions: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
Blank product sourced from China, where your supply chain regrets begin
Note: Prolonged exposure to sunlight may cause fading, much like optimism.
