Give reason as a gift.
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Why It’s Worth It
Instant Delivery: Arrives by email faster than a bad idea spreads online.
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No Expiration: Because time is an illusion, and so are deadlines.
Sustainable: 100% digital. Zero waste. One less reason to destroy the planet.
Whether they’re already fluent in the absurd or just beginning their descent into reason, the End of a Species E-Gift Card is the most thoughtful way to say, “Welcome to the collapse.”
Give reason as a gift.
Skip the shipping, skip the waste, and skip the noise. The End of a Species E-Gift Card delivers instant, rational gratification: pure digital access to our full collection of apparel, accessories, and artifacts of extinction.
Why It’s Worth It
Instant Delivery: Arrives by email faster than a bad idea spreads online.
Freedom of Choice: Use it on anything, from minimalist gear to maximalist philosophy.
No Expiration: Because time is an illusion, and so are deadlines.
Sustainable: 100% digital. Zero waste. One less reason to destroy the planet.
Whether they’re already fluent in the absurd or just beginning their descent into reason, the End of a Species E-Gift Card is the most thoughtful way to say, “Welcome to the collapse.”
