You already know how this ends.
The Seven. The whole proud march of human progress, rendered in 8-bit pixel art and wrapped around a ceramic mug, because some ideas deserve to be immortalized in the most undignified format possible.
This is evolution as a video game nobody won. Insert coin. Select character. Watch civilization peak somewhere between "discovered fire" and "scheduled a meeting about the meeting."
Ceramic
11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Blank product sourced from China
Made to order, because we don't manufacture things in bulk around here. That's a different kind of species.
You already know how this ends.
The Seven. The whole proud march of human progress, rendered in 8-bit pixel art and wrapped around a ceramic mug, because some ideas deserve to be immortalized in the most undignified format possible.
This is evolution as a video game nobody won. Insert coin. Select character. Watch civilization peak somewhere between "discovered fire" and "scheduled a meeting about the meeting."
Ceramic
11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Blank product sourced from China
Made to order, because we don't manufacture things in bulk around here. That's a different kind of species.
