X [dot] Nihilo "pause menu" gaming mouse pad

$35.00

you opened the pause menu.

not because the game stopped. because you did.

the X [dot] Nihilo pause menu mouse pad is a 36" × 18" monument to the only honest moment in any playthrough. the one where you hover over "quit game" and just. sit there. with your guy.

  • 100% polyester

  • rubber non-slip base

  • sizes: 36″ × 18″ (91.4 cm × 45.7 cm), 18″ × 16″ (45.8 cm × 40.7 cm)

  • vibrant prints, long lasting

  • high-quality edge stitching that doesn't peel

  • non-slip surface

  • rounded edges

  • blank product sourced from China

"stare at ceiling" is always highlighted.

"progress saved" is a lie you choose to believe.

spot clean only. some things cannot be machine washed. you know this.

made on demand. the game will still be here when you get back.

you opened the pause menu.

not because the game stopped. because you did.

the X [dot] Nihilo pause menu mouse pad is a 36" × 18" monument to the only honest moment in any playthrough. the one where you hover over "quit game" and just. sit there. with your guy.

  • 100% polyester

  • rubber non-slip base

  • sizes: 36″ × 18″ (91.4 cm × 45.7 cm), 18″ × 16″ (45.8 cm × 40.7 cm)

  • vibrant prints, long lasting

  • high-quality edge stitching that doesn't peel

  • non-slip surface

  • rounded edges

  • blank product sourced from China

"stare at ceiling" is always highlighted.

"progress saved" is a lie you choose to believe.

spot clean only. some things cannot be machine washed. you know this.

made on demand. the game will still be here when you get back.