Happy Extinctmas.
Introductory pricing for a limited time.
November 1 - January 1
left in Extinctmas
25% off all hoodies with the code HOODIEHOLIDAY
Minimalism meets street logic. The Bubble Hoodie keeps things crisp with the signature End of a Species mark: a bold nod to the end of evolution, styled for the living. Soft, structured, and versatile, it’s made for those who like their irony comfortable and their statements clean.
Specifications:
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Front pouch pocket
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador
Made to order: Each hoodie is produced only when you need it, because nothing this clean should ever come off an assembly line.
Stay cozy and stylish with this thick, eco-friendly hoodie crafted from premium organic and recycled materials. Featuring a relaxed fit and a classic kangaroo pocket, it’s the perfect blend of comfort and streetwear chic.
80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
Fabric weight: 10.3 oz./yd.² (350 g/m²)
Regular fit
Set-in sleeves
Self-fabric double-layered hood
Kangaroo pocket
1 × 1 rib at sleeve and bottom hems
Double-needle topstitch at the hem, cuffs, and armholes
Self-fabric half-moon at the back of the neck
Round drawcords with metal tipping
Metal eyelets
The fabric of this product is certified by OCS (Organic Content Standard) and GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Not all hoodies are created equal. Some are forged in the fire of discipline. This one carries the calm intensity of midnight training robes and the precision of a practiced kata. The red backdrop mirrors the sun over a fading empire, while X. Nihilo faces Pai Mei in a silent test of endurance. Perfect for colder nights, focused study, or your next philosophical sparring session.
Details:
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Quarter-turned body to avoid creasing
1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Front pouch pocket
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador
Made on demand to reduce overproduction, because restraint is part of mastery.
This isn’t just merch. It’s a weapon fund. Every hoodie sold contributes directly to The God Bounty, a global initiative supporting those escaping religious control and rebuilding life after faith.
Born from a joke about putting a bounty on Yahweh’s head, The God Bounty now finances deconstruction hubs, atheist safety networks, and programs that give ex-believers space to think without fear of divine eviction.
Soft, structured, and irreverently holy, this hoodie keeps you warm while you help others cool off from eternal damnation.
Specifications:
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Front pouch pocket
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador
Made to order: Each hoodie is printed when summoned. No mass production, no blind faith, just funding the greatest hunt in human history.
Extinction Pass
$3.16 for the first month
Front-row seat on the slow-motion train-wreck we call “civilization.”
Extinction Pass+
$6.66 for the first month
For fans who don’t just rubber-neck the collapse; they take notes.

