X. Nihilo “Voting Booth” Unisex Sweatshirt
from $55.00
For those chilly days when democracy smells just a little off. This classic fit sweatshirt features X. Nihilo emerging from a suspiciously aromatic voting booth, roll of toilet paper in hand—because some elections leave you needing more than just closure.
Woven from equal parts cotton, polyester, and existential dread, this pre-shrunk piece is built to survive both cold weather and colder truths. Soft enough to nap through collapse. Durable enough to outlast the next recount.
Specifications:
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for revolutionary comfort
• Pre-shrunk (like expectations)
• Classic fit—because trends are a distraction
• 1x1 rib knit collar with spandex for mild flexibility in a rigid system
• Air-jet spun yarn, engineered for softness in a hard world
• Double-needle stitching: collar, cuffs, conscience
Disclaimers:
• White may look a little off-white. So does freedom.
• Orange may shift in hue depending on your lighting—or your perspective.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Woven from equal parts cotton, polyester, and existential dread, this pre-shrunk piece is built to survive both cold weather and colder truths. Soft enough to nap through collapse. Durable enough to outlast the next recount.
Specifications:
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for revolutionary comfort
• Pre-shrunk (like expectations)
• Classic fit—because trends are a distraction
• 1x1 rib knit collar with spandex for mild flexibility in a rigid system
• Air-jet spun yarn, engineered for softness in a hard world
• Double-needle stitching: collar, cuffs, conscience
Disclaimers:
• White may look a little off-white. So does freedom.
• Orange may shift in hue depending on your lighting—or your perspective.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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For those chilly days when democracy smells just a little off. This classic fit sweatshirt features X. Nihilo emerging from a suspiciously aromatic voting booth, roll of toilet paper in hand—because some elections leave you needing more than just closure.
Woven from equal parts cotton, polyester, and existential dread, this pre-shrunk piece is built to survive both cold weather and colder truths. Soft enough to nap through collapse. Durable enough to outlast the next recount.
Specifications:
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for revolutionary comfort
• Pre-shrunk (like expectations)
• Classic fit—because trends are a distraction
• 1x1 rib knit collar with spandex for mild flexibility in a rigid system
• Air-jet spun yarn, engineered for softness in a hard world
• Double-needle stitching: collar, cuffs, conscience
Disclaimers:
• White may look a little off-white. So does freedom.
• Orange may shift in hue depending on your lighting—or your perspective.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Woven from equal parts cotton, polyester, and existential dread, this pre-shrunk piece is built to survive both cold weather and colder truths. Soft enough to nap through collapse. Durable enough to outlast the next recount.
Specifications:
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for revolutionary comfort
• Pre-shrunk (like expectations)
• Classic fit—because trends are a distraction
• 1x1 rib knit collar with spandex for mild flexibility in a rigid system
• Air-jet spun yarn, engineered for softness in a hard world
• Double-needle stitching: collar, cuffs, conscience
Disclaimers:
• White may look a little off-white. So does freedom.
• Orange may shift in hue depending on your lighting—or your perspective.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
For those chilly days when democracy smells just a little off. This classic fit sweatshirt features X. Nihilo emerging from a suspiciously aromatic voting booth, roll of toilet paper in hand—because some elections leave you needing more than just closure.
Woven from equal parts cotton, polyester, and existential dread, this pre-shrunk piece is built to survive both cold weather and colder truths. Soft enough to nap through collapse. Durable enough to outlast the next recount.
Specifications:
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for revolutionary comfort
• Pre-shrunk (like expectations)
• Classic fit—because trends are a distraction
• 1x1 rib knit collar with spandex for mild flexibility in a rigid system
• Air-jet spun yarn, engineered for softness in a hard world
• Double-needle stitching: collar, cuffs, conscience
Disclaimers:
• White may look a little off-white. So does freedom.
• Orange may shift in hue depending on your lighting—or your perspective.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Woven from equal parts cotton, polyester, and existential dread, this pre-shrunk piece is built to survive both cold weather and colder truths. Soft enough to nap through collapse. Durable enough to outlast the next recount.
Specifications:
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend for revolutionary comfort
• Pre-shrunk (like expectations)
• Classic fit—because trends are a distraction
• 1x1 rib knit collar with spandex for mild flexibility in a rigid system
• Air-jet spun yarn, engineered for softness in a hard world
• Double-needle stitching: collar, cuffs, conscience
Disclaimers:
• White may look a little off-white. So does freedom.
• Orange may shift in hue depending on your lighting—or your perspective.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!