X. Nihilo "Scrolling to Oblivion" Mouse pad
$25.00
Run the loop. Power the machine. Question everything.
Introducing the Scroll to Oblivion mouse pad, featuring X. Nihilo, the rogue mascot of End of a Species, caught in the act of joyful futility. He’s sprinting inside a hamster wheel that powers your scroll wheel, sweating but smiling, defiant to the end.
Perfect for philosophers in burnout loops, doomscrollers with taste, and rebels who click with purpose.
• Soft polyester surface for smooth gliding through late-stage capitalism
• Natural rubber base for grip—because the system’s already slippery enough
• Rounded edges to keep your existential crisis neatly contained
• Lightweight: 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Dimensions: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
• Blank product sourced from China
⚠️ Heads up: Keep out of direct sunlight unless you’re trying to accelerate the heat death of your desk aesthetic.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Introducing the Scroll to Oblivion mouse pad, featuring X. Nihilo, the rogue mascot of End of a Species, caught in the act of joyful futility. He’s sprinting inside a hamster wheel that powers your scroll wheel, sweating but smiling, defiant to the end.
Perfect for philosophers in burnout loops, doomscrollers with taste, and rebels who click with purpose.
• Soft polyester surface for smooth gliding through late-stage capitalism
• Natural rubber base for grip—because the system’s already slippery enough
• Rounded edges to keep your existential crisis neatly contained
• Lightweight: 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Dimensions: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
• Blank product sourced from China
⚠️ Heads up: Keep out of direct sunlight unless you’re trying to accelerate the heat death of your desk aesthetic.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Run the loop. Power the machine. Question everything.
Introducing the Scroll to Oblivion mouse pad, featuring X. Nihilo, the rogue mascot of End of a Species, caught in the act of joyful futility. He’s sprinting inside a hamster wheel that powers your scroll wheel, sweating but smiling, defiant to the end.
Perfect for philosophers in burnout loops, doomscrollers with taste, and rebels who click with purpose.
• Soft polyester surface for smooth gliding through late-stage capitalism
• Natural rubber base for grip—because the system’s already slippery enough
• Rounded edges to keep your existential crisis neatly contained
• Lightweight: 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Dimensions: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
• Blank product sourced from China
⚠️ Heads up: Keep out of direct sunlight unless you’re trying to accelerate the heat death of your desk aesthetic.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Introducing the Scroll to Oblivion mouse pad, featuring X. Nihilo, the rogue mascot of End of a Species, caught in the act of joyful futility. He’s sprinting inside a hamster wheel that powers your scroll wheel, sweating but smiling, defiant to the end.
Perfect for philosophers in burnout loops, doomscrollers with taste, and rebels who click with purpose.
• Soft polyester surface for smooth gliding through late-stage capitalism
• Natural rubber base for grip—because the system’s already slippery enough
• Rounded edges to keep your existential crisis neatly contained
• Lightweight: 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Dimensions: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
• Blank product sourced from China
⚠️ Heads up: Keep out of direct sunlight unless you’re trying to accelerate the heat death of your desk aesthetic.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Run the loop. Power the machine. Question everything.
Introducing the Scroll to Oblivion mouse pad, featuring X. Nihilo, the rogue mascot of End of a Species, caught in the act of joyful futility. He’s sprinting inside a hamster wheel that powers your scroll wheel, sweating but smiling, defiant to the end.
Perfect for philosophers in burnout loops, doomscrollers with taste, and rebels who click with purpose.
• Soft polyester surface for smooth gliding through late-stage capitalism
• Natural rubber base for grip—because the system’s already slippery enough
• Rounded edges to keep your existential crisis neatly contained
• Lightweight: 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Dimensions: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
• Blank product sourced from China
⚠️ Heads up: Keep out of direct sunlight unless you’re trying to accelerate the heat death of your desk aesthetic.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Introducing the Scroll to Oblivion mouse pad, featuring X. Nihilo, the rogue mascot of End of a Species, caught in the act of joyful futility. He’s sprinting inside a hamster wheel that powers your scroll wheel, sweating but smiling, defiant to the end.
Perfect for philosophers in burnout loops, doomscrollers with taste, and rebels who click with purpose.
• Soft polyester surface for smooth gliding through late-stage capitalism
• Natural rubber base for grip—because the system’s already slippery enough
• Rounded edges to keep your existential crisis neatly contained
• Lightweight: 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Dimensions: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
• Blank product sourced from China
⚠️ Heads up: Keep out of direct sunlight unless you’re trying to accelerate the heat death of your desk aesthetic.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!