X. Nihilo Police Academy Unisex t-shirt
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Turns out, they did skip the tutorial—and somehow still passed the quest.
In this painfully accurate satire, X. Nihilo stumbles into law enforcement with a baton in one hand and an upside-down manual in the other. No XP. No skill tree. No idea what the job does. But hey, the uniform fits and the power’s unpatched.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This shirt is soft enough to wear while watching civil liberties collapse in 4K. The bold video game-inspired typography and deadpan art direction make it perfect for:
• Protests
• Court dates
• Podcast tapings
• Any interaction with your local town council
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
In this painfully accurate satire, X. Nihilo stumbles into law enforcement with a baton in one hand and an upside-down manual in the other. No XP. No skill tree. No idea what the job does. But hey, the uniform fits and the power’s unpatched.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This shirt is soft enough to wear while watching civil liberties collapse in 4K. The bold video game-inspired typography and deadpan art direction make it perfect for:
• Protests
• Court dates
• Podcast tapings
• Any interaction with your local town council
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Turns out, they did skip the tutorial—and somehow still passed the quest.
In this painfully accurate satire, X. Nihilo stumbles into law enforcement with a baton in one hand and an upside-down manual in the other. No XP. No skill tree. No idea what the job does. But hey, the uniform fits and the power’s unpatched.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This shirt is soft enough to wear while watching civil liberties collapse in 4K. The bold video game-inspired typography and deadpan art direction make it perfect for:
• Protests
• Court dates
• Podcast tapings
• Any interaction with your local town council
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
In this painfully accurate satire, X. Nihilo stumbles into law enforcement with a baton in one hand and an upside-down manual in the other. No XP. No skill tree. No idea what the job does. But hey, the uniform fits and the power’s unpatched.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This shirt is soft enough to wear while watching civil liberties collapse in 4K. The bold video game-inspired typography and deadpan art direction make it perfect for:
• Protests
• Court dates
• Podcast tapings
• Any interaction with your local town council
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Turns out, they did skip the tutorial—and somehow still passed the quest.
In this painfully accurate satire, X. Nihilo stumbles into law enforcement with a baton in one hand and an upside-down manual in the other. No XP. No skill tree. No idea what the job does. But hey, the uniform fits and the power’s unpatched.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This shirt is soft enough to wear while watching civil liberties collapse in 4K. The bold video game-inspired typography and deadpan art direction make it perfect for:
• Protests
• Court dates
• Podcast tapings
• Any interaction with your local town council
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
In this painfully accurate satire, X. Nihilo stumbles into law enforcement with a baton in one hand and an upside-down manual in the other. No XP. No skill tree. No idea what the job does. But hey, the uniform fits and the power’s unpatched.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This shirt is soft enough to wear while watching civil liberties collapse in 4K. The bold video game-inspired typography and deadpan art direction make it perfect for:
• Protests
• Court dates
• Podcast tapings
• Any interaction with your local town council
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!