Some endings deserve applause. This tee features X. Nihilo taking a bow as humanity’s final act closes, a cheerful sendoff for a species that couldn’t stick the landing. Soft, durable, and unmistakably self-aware, it’s the perfect shirt for anyone who laughs at the credits.
Specifications:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Every shirt is printed to order, because mass production already got us into this mess. Thanks for choosing the slow apocalypse.
Some endings deserve applause. This tee features X. Nihilo taking a bow as humanity’s final act closes, a cheerful sendoff for a species that couldn’t stick the landing. Soft, durable, and unmistakably self-aware, it’s the perfect shirt for anyone who laughs at the credits.
Specifications:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Every shirt is printed to order, because mass production already got us into this mess. Thanks for choosing the slow apocalypse.
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