This isn’t just merch. It’s a weapon fund. Every hoodie sold contributes directly to The God Bounty, a global initiative supporting those escaping religious control and rebuilding life after faith.
Born from a joke about putting a bounty on Yahweh’s head, The God Bounty now finances deconstruction hubs, atheist safety networks, and programs that give ex-believers space to think without fear of divine eviction.
Soft, structured, and irreverently holy, this hoodie keeps you warm while you help others cool off from eternal damnation.
Specifications:
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Front pouch pocket
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador
Made to order: Each hoodie is printed when summoned. No mass production, no blind faith, just funding the greatest hunt in human history.
This isn’t just merch. It’s a weapon fund. Every hoodie sold contributes directly to The God Bounty, a global initiative supporting those escaping religious control and rebuilding life after faith.
Born from a joke about putting a bounty on Yahweh’s head, The God Bounty now finances deconstruction hubs, atheist safety networks, and programs that give ex-believers space to think without fear of divine eviction.
Soft, structured, and irreverently holy, this hoodie keeps you warm while you help others cool off from eternal damnation.
Specifications:
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Front pouch pocket
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador
Made to order: Each hoodie is printed when summoned. No mass production, no blind faith, just funding the greatest hunt in human history.
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