Introducing the Mandatory Side Quest: Pay Rent premium eco hoodie, featuring X. Nihilo—the flame-shaped error message in your heroic journey. This hoodie blends pixel-art nostalgia with post-capitalist realism, because what’s more retro than pretending survival is a reward?
Crafted from organic and recycled materials, this unisex hoodie wraps you in the warmth of knowing your quest is rigged. With a double-layered hood, kangaroo pocket, and brushed fleece interior, it’s the perfect gear for dungeon crawling through late-stage capitalism—or just dodging your landlord.
X. Nihilo, the rebellious mascot of End of a Species, slumps beneath a quest window that hits too close to home. Behind you: a fantasy map of economic dread. On your sleeves? Just a cracked compass and the pixelated weight of your dreams.
Because the system’s not broken. It was patched this way.
• 85% organic cotton, 15% recycled polyester
• Ribbing: 97% organic cotton, 3% elastane
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Double-layered hood
• Flat drawcords with metal eyelets for a premium feel
• Kangaroo pocket
• Inside/outside label patch for branding
• Tear-away care label
Introducing the Mandatory Side Quest: Pay Rent premium eco hoodie, featuring X. Nihilo—the flame-shaped error message in your heroic journey. This hoodie blends pixel-art nostalgia with post-capitalist realism, because what’s more retro than pretending survival is a reward?
Crafted from organic and recycled materials, this unisex hoodie wraps you in the warmth of knowing your quest is rigged. With a double-layered hood, kangaroo pocket, and brushed fleece interior, it’s the perfect gear for dungeon crawling through late-stage capitalism—or just dodging your landlord.
X. Nihilo, the rebellious mascot of End of a Species, slumps beneath a quest window that hits too close to home. Behind you: a fantasy map of economic dread. On your sleeves? Just a cracked compass and the pixelated weight of your dreams.
Because the system’s not broken. It was patched this way.
• 85% organic cotton, 15% recycled polyester
• Ribbing: 97% organic cotton, 3% elastane
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Comfortable unisex fit
• Double-layered hood
• Flat drawcords with metal eyelets for a premium feel
• Kangaroo pocket
• Inside/outside label patch for branding
• Tear-away care label
